"mixtape for after you get hardsonned"

This is a direct quote from a post on the "I Love Music" message board. The text's indiscretions touch on many important yet ambiguously delicate matters.

a G works with me and he sonned the hell out of me from 7:30 in the morning to 2:00 this afternoon, culminating at around 10:20. saw straight through me, deep through the bullshit. we were getting high and i started acting super-gay-crazy bitch-made devil-racist beast-mode and i accidentally painted an upside-down 7 on the wall and a cross then erased it!!!! WTF. all sorts of mystical negro type shit occurred that's too trippy to describe, and he told me my old girl realized i was crazy too and that's why we might never get along, and made me realize i never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death, like he was fucking the world and i was getting fucked, so he must experience it like the antithesis of tripping, and told me i'm an emo fucktard for not shaping up and getting pussy, and that it would be excusable if i were a real nerd. my fucking pot-hexed lack of memory is lapsing on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. he also told me my age and height and birthday when i met him *:?

-- luriqua, Friday, September 7, 2007 4:44 AM

For those who don't understand the format of ILM, this user has requested other users to submit songs for a mix tape to listen to after a rather confusing and difficult day. At some point, we hope to acquire this tape and post it's contents here.

5D: The Breatharian Way

I just got off the phone with Mr. Wiley Brookes, Breatharian, Spiritual Teacher, Inter-dimensional Traveler, and Founder of the Breatharian Institute Of America. Breathariansim is the practice of meditation and a diet consisting of oxygen alone, that will lead people from the 3D world to the 5D world.

Now, I'm not telling anybody to stop eating food (there have been a number of international followers who have died attempting this). I love food. And I'm not saying that Mr. Brookes is neccesarily sane minded. I also can not personally attest to travelling to the fifth dimension. But I am always hungry for exotic knowledge, be it factual or otherwise. I am especially attracted to the "Lost Cause", the more esoteric the better.

And I just got off the phone with The King. He very articulately explained to me a bit about the frequencies differentiating the 3rd and the 5th dimension. He then guided me through the prescribed meditational exercises. He also informed me of the strict diet that must be consumed after the meditation (until you have ascended beyond the 3D world), which consists of a 20 oz bottle of Diet Coke and a Quarter Pounder (no exceptions).

I won't link to the website because I don't want a bunch of Jackanapes & Jerkalopes bothering Mr. Wiley, who is an honerable and kind teacher of his philosophy. He offers workshops that are valued at $25,000,000, but he's willing to work out a payment plan. However, the phone consultation was free!

There are obvious parrallels between this 5D world and that of Nonchalance (aka ElseWhere), which generally abhors an overinfatuation with physical, practical concerns and basic needs. That's why I feel it was important to do some personal research into the ways of Mr. Brookes, who has been developing his practice for over 30 years. The touching part of the conversation was when he explained how difficult it is to continue his teachings considering how painful and fatiguing it can be to inhabit the 3rd Dimension since he's achieved ascension. It's part of his work and journey though, and somehow I can relate to this.