5D: The Breatharian Way

I just got off the phone with Mr. Wiley Brookes, Breatharian, Spiritual Teacher, Inter-dimensional Traveler, and Founder of the Breatharian Institute Of America. Breathariansim is the practice of meditation and a diet consisting of oxygen alone, that will lead people from the 3D world to the 5D world.

Now, I'm not telling anybody to stop eating food (there have been a number of international followers who have died attempting this). I love food. And I'm not saying that Mr. Brookes is neccesarily sane minded. I also can not personally attest to travelling to the fifth dimension. But I am always hungry for exotic knowledge, be it factual or otherwise. I am especially attracted to the "Lost Cause", the more esoteric the better.

And I just got off the phone with The King. He very articulately explained to me a bit about the frequencies differentiating the 3rd and the 5th dimension. He then guided me through the prescribed meditational exercises. He also informed me of the strict diet that must be consumed after the meditation (until you have ascended beyond the 3D world), which consists of a 20 oz bottle of Diet Coke and a Quarter Pounder (no exceptions).

I won't link to the website because I don't want a bunch of Jackanapes & Jerkalopes bothering Mr. Wiley, who is an honerable and kind teacher of his philosophy. He offers workshops that are valued at $25,000,000, but he's willing to work out a payment plan. However, the phone consultation was free!

There are obvious parrallels between this 5D world and that of Nonchalance (aka ElseWhere), which generally abhors an overinfatuation with physical, practical concerns and basic needs. That's why I feel it was important to do some personal research into the ways of Mr. Brookes, who has been developing his practice for over 30 years. The touching part of the conversation was when he explained how difficult it is to continue his teachings considering how painful and fatiguing it can be to inhabit the 3rd Dimension since he's achieved ascension. It's part of his work and journey though, and somehow I can relate to this.